texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth)

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

(Source: bubbley-boo)

natallie-dormer:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

ninjakato:

servingspoon69:

admiralburningskull:

holyfrijolesbatman:

It’s sad how little notes this has

Then let us add another to it.

People who hate on anon are the worst sort of cowards.

If you have something to say to someone, say it as yourself. Not a mask.
If it’s just something hideously cruel and unnecessary then just DON’T.  

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

blowingstiles:

righteouskungfu:

juicepouch:

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside

touché

(Source: pinkmario)

taerection:

groupinou:

i-am-a-tree-and-some-moss:

groupinou:

schol:

They would see your undies

Thats not the point

WhTs the point

Green plastic shorts

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: cptnarnerica)

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)